It’s no surprise that I love a good gay disco. For those of you who have never been to one, lend me your imagination. They’re hot, sweaty, naked and often enough you’ll be subjected to a haze of amyl nitrate. This Queen’s Birthday long weekend, the biggest and best gay disco of ‘em all, Gay Bash returns to Sydney. It just so happens that it’ll be turning five and like all old Queens, has developed a taste for gimp suits, leather caps and moustaches.

For all you gay disco virgins, this is the ultimate way to pop your cherry.

DJs: Perfect Snatch, Softwar, Dangerous Dan (Bang Gang), Kato, Matt Van Schie, Bloodfart, Power Suit, Sex Azza Weapon, Nicky Night Time, Slow Blow, Jimmy 2 Sox, Hobophonics, Double Nolan, Pvt, Han Valen, Bon De Veire, Champagne Hangover, Hazuki and many more.

Here’s a little mix from Softwar to prepare you:

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Gay Bash – Leather Regions @ Oxford Hotel